“Heater” and the value of a good coxswain
Coxswains are tiny people in the back of the boats. Their primary function is to steer the war canoe down the course. Their secondary function is to use the headset and speakers in the boat and serve as the jockey for the rocking and rolling one ton beast built on loss cargo.
In college coxswains weigh 125lbs. For International races coxswains can weigh 110lbs. When I was heading down to Venezuela with the Pan American team my coxswain, John Stilling, was an outstanding collegiate coxswain who at 5’ 6” had to battle mightily to get to 125lbs. Getting down to 110lbs was a full time job. It was a job that required him to jettison from his life things like patience, a sense of humor and the god given fear of people twice his size. Consequently, he earned a nickname – Heater.
Prior to the finals we were out for a very light pre-race workout. We were feeling full of ourselves and a little chippy. At the end of the workout a few of us started mouthing off as Heater was trying to bring the boat to the dock. Docking a 70’ shell with a credit card for a rudder is no easy thing. The stroke, the rower in the back of the boat facing the coxswain, turned around and shouted “hey shut up… it’s getting kind of hot back here.”
We didn’t shut up. Heater stood up in the back of the boat informed us that we were all overfeed, pituitary abnormalities, mental retrogrades, and we could dock our own %$#@ng boat. Then he dove overboard. Rowers are built to pull; navigation is not our strong suit. Heater left us in a jam. Once he swam to the dock and climbed out he continued to cuss us out. Some of us think in tongues. He even got some of the women from the Canadian team to join in.
Our stroke, Juan Cataldo, jumped into the coxswains seat, put on the head set and informed us that Radio Free Mexico had taken over the air waves and we were to do exactly as we were told. Juan managed to get us close enough to the dock for some coaches to grab the oars and pull us in. Other coaches worked to restrain Heater and get him into the van and drive him back to the athlete’s village.
The moral of this story? The day of the finals I found out that the stern four of my boat had made a side bet with the Argentina men’s eight. Not only would we beat them to the 2000m mark, but my teammates wagered, we would beat them to the 500m mark as well. At the time Argentina had a well earned reputation for being a very fast starting eight. If any of you have done one of our flat out repeat 500m workouts, you can appreciate how unpleasant it is to blaze a 500m piece, and follow it up without rest with a 1500m piece.
When work loads like that start to blur your vision, and your body begins shuting down cognitive functions, you want to be very selective about just what kind of psychotic you let inside your head. And Heater was our kind of psychotic on race day. He knew pain and had earned the right to be there. He was not dead weight we were lugging down the course, he was the aware, focused and articulate part of our shared barely consciousness and he helped us drive well past our limits.
US Heavy Eight (8+) - 1:19 to 500m, Argentina 1:21 to 500m
US Heavy Eight (8+) - 5:47 to 2000m, Argentina 6:02 to 2000m
At the Mile High sprints you can chose to have a “coxswain” for your 2k piece. Think about what you need to hear or you want to tell yourself as you go down the course.
Primary Workout (Utilization): Transportation – aka race pace.
1 – 1500m start piece – 7 min rest
2 – 1000m start piece – 7 min rest
3 – Sprint final 500m
Secondary Workout (Utilization): 2 x 7 min; Row at 75 – 85% of your 2K pace.
Mile High Sprints – Coming Up