Ass pain, compression shorts and jog bras
Occasionally we will hear people complain about how their bony paleo butts are inconvenienced by rowing workouts. Mind you these are people sitting on padded (not wooden seats). Mind you these are people sitting on completely level and stable work platforms (not tippy vessels that routinely crash down to the port or starboard, or worse can list to starboard for miles). No these people are safe indoors and not buffeted by cold, wind and the relentless back splash of the morons you happen to be rowing with, no this is not the case at all. It is not exactly that this whining falls on deaf ears, but I have seen Alex have to physically restrain Louisa on a couple occasions.
Having said that we feel your pain. Get a patch of ¼” thick close celled foam, about the size of the concept II seat, cut out two silver dollar size holes where the sit bone indentions are (optional), then put two loops of duck tape on the bottom, place the pad down on your favorite machine and the nick name sweet cheeks will no longer be superfluous.
Men. Depending on your size each one of your legs probably weighs between 50 and 85 lbs. When you are rowing right those mules are slamming down as fast as they can. You do not want your junk to get caught between those presses. Get a good pair of compression shorts and keep everything high and tight.
Women. The rowing stroke finishes right under your breasts and just above your rib pointers. We don’t finish at our chins, our necks, or our navels; we accelerate right into the sternum. If this reality dictates certain jog bra choices, most excellent.
Workouts:
Primary – 4 X 3 ½ minutes seat races. Last year’s race pace – 4 (spm); fan setting = 95% of last year’s race pace. Rest Interval – 5 minute.
Secondary – 2 x 6 min; 24-28 spm; you chose first fan setting for first piece, second piece = 4 guys, 3 girls; Rest Interval – 7 min.